10/27/2007

ii dunno why ii wanna do this , maybe jjus in case ii ferhget all these lil' jokes .. they're frm HARRY POTTER .. muahahhahaas , so funny ! ii kept laughing wen ii read them .. hehehs ..


"Rosmilda kept asking me if you really had a tattoo on your chest," ginny told harry.
"then what did you tell her?" asked harry.
"i told her it was a HUNGARIAN HORNTAIL," ginny replied.
harry grinned.
"then what did you say was mine?" asked ron.
"a PYGMY PUFF," said ginny.
all laughed.

-a PYGMY PUFF is a small furry creature, really cute and cuddly, normally only owned by girls, and it's either pink or purple..

tat was wad ii rmb in HALF BLOOD PRINCE. =)


fred and george , who hardly ever gets identified correctly bec0s they look so alike, drank the POLYJUICE POTION which makes them disguise as another person , nn in this case , it's HARRY . they dropped some of HARRY's hair into the potion nn drank it , then said , " wow - we're identical !" ... -_-"


HARRY watched as six other ppl who drank his POLYJUICE POTION turn into him , and felt like asking them to show a little respect for his privacy as they all began stripping off in impunity , clearly much more at ease with displaying HIS body than they wud haf been with their own ..

"i knew ginny was lying abt tat tattoo," said ron , looking down at the bare chest.
"arthur and fred-"
"i`m george" said the twin whom Moody was pointing at. "cant you even tell us apart when we're HARRY ?"
"sorry, george-"
"i`m only yanking your wand, i`m fred really-"


after george and lupin returned, with one of george's ears missing, george laid on the sofa and mrs weasley had stauched his bleeding...
perhaps roused by the sound of fred and their father's arrival, george stirred.
"how do you feel, georgie?" whispered mrs weasley
george's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"saint-like," he murmured
"wad's wrong with him?" croaked fred , looking terrified. " is his mind affected ?"
"saint-ike," repeated george, opening his eyes and looking up at his twin.
"yousee ... i`m holy. HOLEY, fred, geddit?"
"pathetic," fred told george. "pathetic ! with the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go ferh HOLEY ?"
"ah well," said george , grinning at his tear-soaked mother. "you'll be able to tell us apart now, anyway , mum ."

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